My Birthday

"I'm telling you broseph, if you ever get an ish and have the opportunity to take her out on a gondola ride then you gotta do it. It was way awesome. Plus, rumor has it that every time you cross under a bridge you're supposed to kiss. I mean, if you're not at the point in your relationship than I guess it could be pretty awkward...but you could always find a creative way of getting around that. I didn't. But you certainly could."